lovehgood:

let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

pizza-vs-taco:

a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

cloudyismynewclear:

do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it

jesuschristvevo:

*drinks vodka from a sippy cup*

adriofthedead:

zachariegomez:

i cant believe we share a website with these people

i cant believe we share a planet with these people

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king 

u madjesty

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

stevebrule:

do she got the booty?

she dooooooooooo

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

meanplastic:

i want a relationship like this

brassmama:

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me: